Laugh at Loud : Jokes for all:
In a restaurant, a Mr. Sheru ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote message on a napkin: “I SPIT IN THE SOUP”.
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: “ME, TOO”.
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On a narrow mountain road a man is seen driving a car uphill backwards.
Kiki – Hi, why are you driving backwards?
Man – Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.
After 1 hour the same man is seen driving the same car downhill backwards again.
Kiki – But, why are you driving backwards again?
Man – We found a place to make a u-turn up there.
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A sign board on the wall with the message – NO TRESPASSING; Violators will be shot, And survivors will be shot again.
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A girl phoned him the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” He went over. Nobody was home.
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Just laugh it : Jokes for children:
Dhiren: Shiba, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money!
Shiba: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money.
Dhiren: How can you get more money?
Shiba: The weather report said we would have some change in our weather!
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